Mr. Cling

Posted on November 1, 2003

CJ wrote: I'd never tried online dating before, but all those ads for lavalife and match.com gets a girl thinking. I'd just been through a divorce and decided I needed to have a little fun again. I joined up and got lots of responses, even though I didn't put my picture up on the net (for privacy reasons.) So, I met this one guy who was cute, a med school student at USC, and my age- 25. He sounded really cool, but over the phone had slightly geeky humor. We went out on a date- met at Starbuck's and went on to dinner. It was nice. So, we went out 2 days later to a club with 2 of my friends. This little insecure jerk would not stop grabbing me and trying to shove his tongue down my throat all night. Can we say needy and clingy??? I'm also a smoker and he's not. I'm respectful of non- smokers, so I walk a few feet away to have my nicotene. However, this jackass followed me, begged me not to smoke- to kiss him instead and FORCEFULLY swatted the cigarette out of my hand, breaking my watch!! This was all before we get in the club. Inside, he was jealous of my friends (my best girl friend and a gay friend) and kept trying to corner me and have me to himself. He couldn't dance (even though he went on and on about how good he was,) and had terrible breath. I had enough and after the club, he took me home. He begged me to come up and "cuddle" with him and to just kiss him. I was so annoyed because he kept trying to grab me and I literally had to wrestle my way free from his grip to have some space. I told him some excuse like I was drunk, etc... and went inside. It was too bad because he was cute- just a complete dumbass. This guy had almost no social skills. I will definitely be more careful of who I meet online.

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