World's Shortest Relationship

Posted on September 5, 2003

John wrote: Met in a chat room, exchanged pictures, met at an Italian restaurant, and listened to a diatribe consisting of every relationship (All 30+) in the last ten years. She remembered every name, age, and how many dates she went on with each person (men and women... but that's another story.) I made a quick fade shortly after the meal, and tried my best not to be around the phone over the next few days. Girl had a website, by God, with a running list of all the aforementioned dates and statistics, including mine! She said I was a relationship! I think she was going for a high score or something. Anyway, dysfunction comes in many flavors...

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